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My Pee Pee Bottle

Of all the stupid parenting products that I have posted on this site, I think I have found one stupider than all of them put together. The My Pee Pee Bottle makers claim:

Parents will do anything to protect their toddler from a dirty public restroom experience and the opportunity to make it a bit easier for themselves and their child when it is time to "pee pee".

My Pee Pee Bottle® was created was created to help parents and protect children from bacterial infections and to help reinforce good potty training habits - just some of the benefits of My Pee Pee Bottle®!


Yeah! Just what every parent needs to carry around. A bottle full of urine. You cannot just put your kids urine anywhere.

I would like to know how this is going to be in any way easier for the kid than public toilet that they are already somewhat familiar with because it is a, you know, toilet. Some people can get really anal about cleanliness and the fact that products like this exist suggest that those people are around in far too high numbers.

I also like how it comes in pink or blue so that parents can be sure to reinforce their gender roles.

(Thanks Lenore over at Free-Range Kids for posting about this wonderful product)
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